"Don't Pee On My UFO & Tell Me It's Raining"

It's a sad state of affairs when you can't leave home without it.

"YOUR HAT IN YOUR HAND"

I have this "Idea" that just has to be a winner.

 Here's the plan:

We start this group.

It'll be a UFO club.

It will be a "not for profit", because that way we can attract good people.

We'll CHARGE yearly memberships.

And put out a newsletter & call it a magazine.

Investigators will have to PAY to take the TEST, to investigate for us.

So investigators will be ready "Volunteers" to work in the field for free.

We'll give phone leads, and let the "Volunteers" do the foot work and mail and or email the reports.

At their expense.

Then we'll gather all this information.

But what to do with it????

<<<< Now here is the FUNNY part >>>>

"MMMOOOO   !!!"

said the old cow as she gave up the milk.

We will find a private company to "sponsor" some of our activities.

Give our special officers expense accounts & monthly pay for their services.

Then we will open our files to this private for profit research company for their use.

We will NOT give our regular members any monies they have spent in their regular investigations.

Nor will we let just regular members see the detailed reports (with private data removed),

 because they didn't spend the extra dollars.

Even then it will be restricted because, well, they don't have the funds to make it worth while.

And we will keep all the monies coming in with as little as possible going out.

Let's hope everyone doesn't find out.

We were making a  PROFIT on the FREE Labor of our members by selling their research.

OOOPS!!! Did I say that out loud????

"FFFUUNNNNNNNeeee"

you say that now.

Did you get the memo?

according to the cc ---yes you did.

WHAT TO DO...?

put out your own memo....

Rally the troops.

Remind them of your sound principals.

The methods of investigation are above average.

Restate your goals and ideals.

Proclaim your faith in the organization.

THEN SELL IT ALL 

THEN SELL IT ALL

HAHA!HAHA!HAHA!HAHA!HAHA!HAHA!

I KNOW IT CAN BE DONE. 

 I'VE JUST WATCHED IT HAPPEN.

where were you when the house was sold?

now your a renter.

 you didn't even need to move stuff.

This is Crazy and It happens

to look into these things that bring out the strange anyway,

 then to have to watch the people you associate with,

 as a group is nonsense.

I understand why people from another world would hesitate to contact us.

Just from the weirdness these so called legitimate groups display.

If I were from another planet.

I would not land in their front yard even if they paid me.

Which I am sure they won't......

"We Watch The Skies Because They Exist"